Wow there, speed racer!
You are a bit young to be having a midlife crisis, huh?
Oh gosh, no, this stuff? I don’t have this kind of money.
This is just getting ideas for my man day.
Your… your what?
So my girlfriend has been cracking the whip lately for me to get my life in order, because we are getting more serious.
So I’m not allowed to do things like drink pop or eat candy, or go to the bar with my friends to watch the game.
But I’m not a pushover. No. I demanded that I get one day a month that I can do whatever I want.
Uh-huh, so what exactly are you planning for your big day?
I don’t know… All I want to do is be at home, snuggle my girlfriend and catch up on Glamour Girls. So pathetic…
My god, it’s worse than I thought.
Man team! Activate! Man-cave.Sit down.
Gentlemen, we need light bulbs. Get to help old Mike figure out what he is going to do on his man day.
It is vital to his self-respect. Ok guys, I do appreciate what you are doing here.
I really do! But…you know, maybe I just need to accept. This is going to be my life from here on now.
That’s some crazy talk, man. You gotta drink this!
Is this real coca? Haven’t allowed to drink real coca for I don’t even know how long, my girlfriend thinks it’s bad for me.
You better drink it up then. Quick.
Someone give me a coaster and a glass.
A glass and a coaster! Men don’t need a coaster and a glass, drink it straight from the bottle!
Holy footballs that’s good! Let’s do this thing! All right, let’s do it.
Let’s take care of the morning. Any ideas?
Wake up at noon. Eat pizza and icecream for breakfast. Binge-watch sports center on ESPN.
Oh my gosh, this stuff is genius. Hold on, I need to write this down on my planner.
I need a pen… Planner and pen! Use that, write on a scrap of paper.
All right, what’s next?
Log on to Xbox live and play Halo for 5 hours straight.
It’s been so long since I played Halo.
I don’t even know if I remember where to put my fingers anymore.
Son, it’s like riding a bike, just get on and it will take care of itself.
All right, the afternoon and other ideas?
On to the sports bar to watch the game! Eat as many spicy chicken wings as you can.
I got it. Eat nothing but Cheetos and cookies, drink nothing but redbull.
Sports bar, awesome! Chicken wings! It’s done. Yeah.
My phone is going off, hold on. Hello? It’s her.
Hi babe! I’m doing great, how are you? Your mother is where?
No, no! I’m not, I’m not saying. I would love to meet your…
No, that’s fine. I can just do it another week. Babe!
That means I don’t get to have one for like a whole mon...
Babe, no, no, I didn’t… She hung up.
She play the mom card. No man can stand against the “Mom card”.
The worst part is everything we just came up with is going to go to waste.
All of it. Wish there’s some we can do to help. You know what.
What if you guys went and did everything on this list and then I’ll just live vicariously through you.
I got to watch this chick flick movie with my girlfriend.
Yeah man, I got to paint my girlfriend’s house and wash her car this Saturday.
Yeah…I’m on dad duty with the kids. Wife is taking a spa day with her friends.
Whipped. All right, who wants another shot of coca?
Bring it. That really is good.
Let’s go downstairs to my man cave! We can drink beer abd play video games all we want!
Let’s brainstorm, and get some light bulbs for the new show.
I binge-watched the second season of “House of Cards” last weekend.
John is totally whipped. His wife can wrap him around her little finger.
Play the ( ) card
打（）的牌。比如说：play the “mom’s in town” card 打妈妈来访这张牌。play the “sympathy” card 打同情牌。
Don’t play the “cute little girl” card, it’s not going to work on me.